| Monday, December 14th, 2009 |
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Kinky Kristmas Art: Who's on First? (Harry/Percy) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandinebFrom: An Amazing Member! Title:Who's on First? Characters/Pairings: Harry/Percy Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: cross-dressing, delayed orgasm Other Warnings: none ( Who's on First? [NWS Art!] ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Veiled Science (Sirius/Teddy/Victoire) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lesyeuxvertsFrom: A Mischievous Member! Title: “Veiled Science” Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Teddy/Victoire Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: threesomes, bondage, gags, cockrings, pegging, piercing, voyeurism, breathplay, cockgagging, dirty talk, facials Other Warnings: Pervy use of the Death Chamber and Veil? Word Count: 4555 Summary/Description: Teddy has finally found an intimate connection to his parents -- in the Department of Mysteries. Victoire, on the other hand, has found an entertaining idea of what to do with it. Author's Notes: I couldn't resist this prompt and its fantastic kinks, so whoever requested it has my love. :P And this just kept going into something far, far longer than I normally write, so I hope you enjoy it! :P Happy Kinky Kristmas! (And thanks to C for her help!) ( Veiled Science ) |
| Sunday, December 13th, 2009 |
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The worst jobs. The parents have found a Christmas version of Tony Robinson's Worst Jobs in History, which is one of my favourite popular history series type things, largely on the grounds that it isn't about kings (I wonder if that's why I find very few Shakespearean characters particularly sympathetic - Edmund, Malvolio and Cinna the poet are the only ones that leap to mind - 'cause they're so predominately royal). I also like the extent to which Tony Robinson gets stuck into the tasks, but it's vastly refreshing to view history from the POV of the millions who did stuff other than wearing sumptuous robes and eating sparrows. Or whatever it was they did.
I don't actually want to know what the puke collector does. |
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Kinky Kristmas Art: Break (Hermione/Ron/Harry) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: hollyboo2001From: A Marvelous Member! Title: Break Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ron/Harry aka Trio Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: het, slash, threesome Other Warnings: none Artist's Notes: At shell cottage while planning how to break into Gringotts, the Trio indulge in some much needed stress release ;) Art Preview: ( You left the door open [NWS Art!] ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pinstripe Pet (Percy/Rufus) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: madeyemaxFrom: A Masterful Member! Title: Pinstripe Pet Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Very-willing-slave!Percy, D/s, delayed orgasm, oral, anal, come play, cuddling/petting Word Count: about 2275 Summary/Description: In the winter of Harry's sixth year, Percy Weasley brings the Minister of Magic to the Weasley Christmas table. The mission goes badly... but what happens when Scrimgeour and his Junior Assistant return home? Author's Notes: Merry Kristmas to the Percy-lover(s) out there - I hope this hits the spot :-) Also, many thanks to the mods for running this fest - and indeed for maintaining the community all year round! ( Pinstripe Pet ) |
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Bottled water. Michael Schumacher. I agree with this thing that David Mitchell says about bottled water:
'It's idiotic that any resources are expended bottling water and then shipping it around the world to supermarkets where it can be lugged into petrol-guzzling cars to be driven back to houses full of taps.'
This reminds me of a friend of mine who used to drive two miles to a gym, run four miles on a treadmill and then drive two miles home again. Also water costs tuppence out of the tap and I wonder if bottled water companies in countries with drinkable tap water can get any work done for laughing. Probably curtailing air traffic and heavy industry would have slightly more impact than banning bottled water. But still.
He says something later on in the article about scrapping formula one, which I agree with from every conceivable ecological and financial standpoint but that otherwise makes me cry, except it doesn't really since Michael Schumacher quit. I hope snooker is fairly ecologically sound. Probably moreso since they banned smoking in the arenas. |
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Kinky Kristmas Roundup the First How's everyone enjoying the fest season? :D Below the cut you'll find a list of all the fic and art that's been posted for Kinky Kristmas so far. Before we get to that, though, we want to say that we're very pleased with the response we've been getting here. Thank you all, both members and watchers, for the reading, viewing, commenting, and reccing you've been doing. There's lots more great stuff still to come, so stay with us! ( Kinky Kristmas Roundup, Days 1-12 ) |
| Saturday, December 12th, 2009 |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Two Can Keep A Secret (Snape/Lockhart) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: purplefluffycatFrom: A Wicked Watcher! Title: Two Can Keep A Secret Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Cross-dressing, Other Warnings: light-bdsm, rimming, oral sex, orgasm denial, felching, spanking, ball-gag Word Count: 7,800 Summary: Some call it “play” and others call it “torture.” Severus Snape spends his Christmas remembering what he alone knows. Author's Notes: This is quite possibly the filthiest thing I’ve ever written! Thank you Daily Deviants for allowing me to play! Also, thank you to my Mistress of Porn who also is an amazing Mistress of Passive Voice! I hope I made you proud! Remaining mistakes are all my own. ( Two Can Keep A Secret ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Lovers (Neville/Luna) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: madeyemaxFrom: A Wonderful Watcher! Title: The Lover Characters/Pairings: Neville/Luna Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, oral sex, mild D/S, delayed orgasm, deep kissing Other Warnings: Word Count: 1640 Summary/Description: There are two things Neville loves most in the world: his plants, and Luna Lovegood. Author's Notes: Thanks to V for the beta, and to my amazing friend D for planting the plot bunny that got this fic off the ground (no pun intended). I hope you enjoy it. Happy Kinky Kristmas! ( The Lover ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: On Merlin's Balls (Severus/Lucius) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leni_jessFrom: A Witty Watcher! Title: On Merlin's Balls Characters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius Rating: R Kinks/Themes Included: : body-painting or inkbrushing on skin, denied/delayed orgasm, ritual public sex Other Warnings: NWS Geography and Too Much Chat Word Count: 2700 Summary/Description: The War is over. The wizarding world must be restored. Severus and Lucius have their own role to play in the public ritual - and if they wish to indulge in private too... Author's Notes:I stripped down the prompt in order to concentrate on the kinks. I hope the prompter will forgive me. Thanks to veronica_milvus on hp_britglish for suggesting the perfect non-Stonehenge ritual site. ( On Merlin's Balls ) |
| Friday, December 11th, 2009 |
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Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove. I'm watching the first episode of Jeeves and Wooster that I ever saw. It's the one where everyone sings at the end, including Jeeves. It's vaguely frightening. Jeeves speaks rather than singing, but still. It's because of this episode that I shouted 'Buffy Toto!' in the middle of a crowded cinema during The Dark Knight, 'cause Colin McFarlane came on screen. It was the only bit of The Dark Knight that interested me in the slightest, but I did have to sink momentarily into my seat.
I have no Christmassy icon this year. I do on IJ - Jeeves and Wooster in Santa hats - but not on LJ, because if I want to get it back I have to randomly delete others until pot luck kicks in and I'd rather not 'cause it's only any use in December. It'd be better if I were allowed to swap icons in and out without losing my various inert ones altogether. But I can't. That's the way of things.
I have eaten most of the evil tempting food in the house, but some gingerbread appeared yesterday. What if I don't want to test my willpower? |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Quid Pro Quo (Sirius/Remus) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandinebFrom: A Wicked Watcher! Title: Quid Pro Quo Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Included: rimming, watersports, light bit of spanking (one little swat) Other Warnings: swearing, frotting, masturbation Word Count: 3230 Summary/Description: Sirius makes a discovery that leads to the sharing of fantasies. Author's Notes: The bargaining theme comes straight from an amazing fic at rs_games 2009 called Undone (Team Canon) written by duck_or_rabbit, as does the attention to balls, though I played with the theme a bit differently. I hope this pleases the person who submitted the prompt. Instead of one giving the other their kinkiest fantasy, they kind of made it happen for each other. I couldn't quite manage the BDSM so I offered rimming instead. Hope that's alright. Major thanks to my beta A, who should really get paid for listening to me whine. ( After that morning at the kitchen table and the tea, his fantasizing takes on a life of its own. ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: It's Not Easy Being Green (Ron/Hermione) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: doveypooFrom: A Wonderful Watcher! Title: It's Not Easy Being Green Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: dom!Ron, spanking, spunk Other Warnings: none Word Count: ~4,700 Summary/Description: Ron struggles to maintain the respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him. Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for the help and encouragement! ( It's Not Easy Being Green ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Knackered Out (Ginny/Luna) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42From: A Witty Watcher! Title: Knackered Out Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Luna Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Love/genuine attachment/mutual feelings of some kind, light bondage, creative use of holiday items Other Warnings: n/a Word Count: ~2000 Summary/Description: Christmas with Luna is like ice cream with sparklers.( Knackered Out ) |
| Thursday, December 10th, 2009 |
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Kinky Kristmas Art: At Long Last (Dumbledore/Slughorn) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: purplefluffycatFrom: A Mischeivous Member! Title: At Long Last Characters/Pairings: Dumbledore/Slughorn Rating: R Kinks/Themes Included: Old couple in love. Other Warnings: OLD couple in love. Artist's Notes: So fun to draw!! ( At Long Last [NWS Art!] ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (Severus/Harry/Draco) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: alisanneFrom: A Marvelous Member! Title: The Gift That Keeps On Giving Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Severus/Harry/Draco Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Erotic massage, threesome, double penetration Other Warnings: None. Word Count: ~3700 Summary/Description: Draco arranges a very special massage for Harry. Author's Notes: I hope everyone has a very Kinky Kristmas! *waggles eyebrows* Special thanks to my betas ♥ and to the mods of daily_deviant! ( The Gift That Keeps On Giving ) |
| Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 |
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And if you think leggings are included, think again. I'm having a minor capitalism-related crisis (AGAIN), and I'm not going into the details because it's vastly unfestive and it makes me sound like a knob, but basically I've decided the state should provide all our clothes.
Purely for research purposes, how many jumpers need to be on the ration to prevent mass disquiet?
Please note that I am not the state. |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays (Charlie/Tonks) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: luvscharlieFrom: A Marvelous Member! Title: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Tonks Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Included: tattoos, humor, witty conversation, public sex Other Warnings: n/a Word Count: ~1500 Summary/Description: "I don't know why I put up with you." Author's Notes: Thanks to E for very last-minute speedy beta. ( Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Far Out (Sirius/Severus/Remus) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: karasu_himeFrom: A Mysterious Member! Title: Far Out Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus/Remus Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: gender bending, first time, threesome, double-penetration Other Warnings: None Word Count: ~4300 Summary/Description: Sirius, unable to resist tormenting Severus, hits him with a spell that turns him--briefly--into a girl. It's Remus to the rescue when things don't go back to normal as quickly as planned. Author's Notes: This was insanely fun to write. Thank you to the anonymous prompter who left this delicious bit of deliciousness. Thanks also to r_grayjoy for the beta! Happy Kinky Kristmas, all you deviants! :D ( Far Out ) |
| Tuesday, December 8th, 2009 |
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Kinky Kristmas Art: An Unwrapped Gift (Charlie/Lavender/Parvati) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ozma_katiebellFrom: A Mischievous Member! Title: An Unwrapped Gift Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Lavender/Parvati Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Blindfolds, Dirty talk, Established couple invites a third Other Warnings: Nudity NWS! Artist's Notes: Done with ink and Photoshop ( An Unwrapped Gift [NWS Art!] ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Leap of Faith (Charlie/Draco) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: unbroken_haloFrom: A Marvelous Member! Title: Leap of Faith Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, hair pulling, outdoor sex. Other Warnings: None Word Count: 5565 Summary/Description: Charlie's always had a way with magical creatures, and Draco is just a fancy name for a dragon. Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas to my recipient! You requested the above themes/kinks with ‘a nice twist of genuine affection’, and I hope I delivered. Nothing recognizable belongs to me. ( Leap of Faith ) |
| Monday, December 7th, 2009 |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Fleur-de-Lis (Lucius/Harry) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leni_jessFrom: An Amazing Member! Title: Fleur-de-Lis Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Harry Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, hair kink Other Warnings: None Word Count: ~4,000 Summary/Description: When he'd left the Manor five years earlier, Harry hadn't planned to return. He'd only dreamt of it. Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, mystery prompter. I hope this story makes at least some of your kinky dreams come true. Thanks to my betas: M, F, and R. ( Fleur-de-Lis ) |
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Kinky Kristmas Fic: You're As Sane As I Am (George/Luna) Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ceriaFrom: A Magnificent Member! Title: You're As Sane As I Am Characters/Pairings: George/Luna (with Fred. Sort of) Rating: R Kinks/Themes Included: Blindfolds (Prompt: Invisible) Other Warnings: Voyeurism, if you squint. Sort of a strange take on the afterlife, inspired by the movie Always Word Count: 3513 Summary/Description: George has been waiting nearly two years for his brother's ghost to make an appearance. It took someone like Luna Lovegood to show him that he never really left. Author's Notes: Wow. This got way heavier than I planned. I hope it is what you had in mind, dear recipient. Big thanks to my beta, who is all things wonderful and knows who she is. ( You're as sane as I am... ) |
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Yesterday's snooker. Did you see that bit in yesterday's snooker where Steve Davis said something to Stephen Hendry that jollied him out of his snooker-losing pit of misery, and the commentators spent ages speculating about whether or not that was a sensible thing to have done in the circumstances and maybe he should've left him to wallow prettily and not cheer him into playing better snooker? That was my favourite snooker thing that happened in ages. And it turned out they were just goading one another, meanly, about who was and wasn't a long-shot-avoiding coward. Or something. He didn't sing 'Baby you're the best' to him after all. Good old snooker. Yesterday was like the nineties. When Steve Davis was the enemy.
And today I cured nausea with a cheese and onion pasty. I did ask my body to think twice about it ... to consider waiting till we got home and having some peppermint tea instead ... but it just said 'No, it's right, is this'. And it wasn't wrong. Clever old body. |
| Sunday, December 6th, 2009 |
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